Sometimes I get snippets of conversations. Out of context they are even more
ridiculous than they were when I documented them.
Barbara: I called your counselor about that one class you didn’t know
if you wanted to take. What was
it? – Language arts?
Pause while her youngest daughter talks on the other end.
Barbara: Don’t worry, you’ll do good.
[with reassurance like that, how could she not be?]
Barbara about her youngest daughter: Everyday she gives me a headache. She’s such a brat.
I just hope I live long enough to see her have a family and kids and no
money. That’s all I ask.
[nothing could make a mother happier]
Margaret leaving early: I’m out for the day, I have a visitation to go to.
Peon: Whose?
Margaret: Janet Doersky.
It starts at 6:00 but I want to get there before they start the rosary
because I’m not a good catholic.
[I'd say she's got the hang of it]
John: “Our dog fell off the bed last night.”
Noreen: “Is that the end of the story or is there more to
it?”
John: “No, that’s about it. It was just funny.”
Noreen: “My son’s cat got run over this weekend.”
Matt: “Jesus Christ.”
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