He chew chew chooses obliviousness
Terry eats lunch with earbuds in. He can’t
hear the disgusting noises his mouth makes as he chews with it hanging open.
He laughs and breathes heavily without using his nose. It’s a wonder he
doesn’t end up with his lunch all over his shirt. You would think hearing
your chewing in your head would make you do it more quietly, but it seems to
make him oblivious to his own symphony of bad manners.
You should shouldn’t
hear him eat cereal.
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