Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Barbara
The woman who sits behind
me annoys me unmercifully. She
makes loud personal phone calls that would embarrass me were I the subject of
them. She repeats stories to everyone
around until she knows
everybody has heard. I know about
her husband’s drinking problem, her father’s rapidly waning life, her
rocky relationship with her sister, her powerfully troubled daughter, and her
triglyceride count. Do these
things bother me? Of course. Do I want them to continue? Of course. She offers me a window into a severely dysfunctional
family. I didn’t have one of
those. The best part is that I don’t
even have to try to eavesdrop. Her
eaves drop themselves on me. They
stumble over the cubicle wall and distract me from doing my work. John said he tunes her out these
days. I wonder how a person can do
that. I understand how one is able
to not pay attention to something, that’s not the issue. What I wonder is why wouldn’t you want
to drink in every last bit of it.
This is pure gold, comedy
of the most human variety. This is
real life. The reason it
entertains me is that it’s not my real life. I get to observe
from a distance. I don’t care if
her daughter brings home another D in band (seriously? A D in band?). I
don’t care that her husband (ahem, her illiterate and out of work husband) is a recovering
alcoholic. It turns out, though,
that he is only re-covering his hiding spot every time he sneaks a drink. He’s not supposed to drink on his
medication, so he told his therapist he was going to stop taking it because he
is “feeling better.” He also told
him he had learned that he doesn’t need alcohol to be happy. Quite a revelation for someone who was
hiding beer in a cooler in the basement.
Why do I know these things?
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